I've been pretty much living at the library the past few days because of the storm that hit the northeast. That leeched me off of memebase and those sites and I think I'm firmly back into NG, been playing a lot of games and movies I missed in the past year or so. After the weekend (have a couple of things I need to finish up for classes by monday) I'll try wedging myself back into the forum and those social things. Besides all that, I got Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2 off of the Halloween sale on steam. That means I can stop being a cheap prick and managed to get an upgraded account where I can friend people and other delights. So just add me if you're feeling steamy.

username: LDAF

did that pun hurt you?

So, dannce is a pretty cool chick, seh has big boobs and doesn't afraid of anything.

Jokes aside...

She asked me to make a little post about her, so why not? We're in a long distance relationship, and it's going pretty good. I'm trying to get her more into NG as I'm trying to get myself back in as well, I think it's working, too bad it just happens at the end of the summer! Not much else to say besides a whole bunch of romantic crap I'm sure you guys would despise me even more for. So, I guess, if you see this Dannce, I lurv you! :3

Well, NG, I need your help. For months now, I just feel like I've fallen away from the site. I just don't have much interest in it anymore, and I really want to, but can't find much to really hold my attention. I've being going to meme sites like memebase.com and theamerican.com too much. Any ideas on how to thrust myself right back in? I've been working on making a full soundtrack for Flashstorm's game which is a parody on castle crashers.

In other news, if you care to hear, things have been going great with Dannce, I find it ironic that the farther I fall from NG, NOW she starts posting on the BBS and such. Maybe she'll get me back in, I dunno. My site got it's first member, a spam bot. Neat, no? Still saving up money for a buncha shit, like a 3DS, wacom tablet, and stuff...I really should get that tablet soon, I need to get back into flash. Well, that about rounds things up...

For 2 years of Newgrounds.

Because the old one is old. SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

is Newgrounds Rumble.

First, I realize how stupid this question probably is, and how idiotic it makes me look to not fully realize the difference between Blues and Jazz. That aside, I'm a bit confused on the matter. I did some research, listened to many songs between the two genres, and came to the conclusion that blues was a slower, simpler genre compared to Jazz, which is more swing and has more instruments and chords and such. Well, when I wrote this piece up really quickly, and showed it to my friend, I was instantly confused when he said this was Jazz, not blues. He knows more about music than I do, so I trusted that. Here's the piece:

http://rapidshare.com/files/421467596/
blues_file.mp3

Sorry about the quality of the sound, still workin at it. So was I right in thinking this is blues, or was my friend right, and it's Jazz? If he's right, then what is the proper difference between the two? Thanks!

Like to my dick.

Hi! I was working on a clock day movie, titled "A King's Journey", which would have followed Strawberry Clock on a pilgrimage to the B, but the file has become corrupted. I have decided I will let a person choose what I should animate for the movie! Note I have 15 days, and I'm not a pro, so it must be reasonable. You will be co-authored as the writer. Here is the first sentence of the movie, from the mouth of the King himself...

"My fellow Newgrounders... I am disapointed to tell you, this will not be the epic movie you were hoping for. Because LDAF is a lazy turd, and left the source file to rot, it has become corrupted. Here, I choose the journey you chose that lazy bastard to make. Here it is..."

Well? What journey, fit for a king, should Strawberry Clock make? Godspeed!

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Unfortunately, the /b/ car is far ahead in the competition. HERE IS HOW WE CAN GET A HUGE NUMBER OF VOTES! If you have not heard of Omegle, please go to Omegle.com and get acquainted. After you know how it works, ask people kindly to vote for the car. Don't spam them! Only ask once! This has worked for me about 80% of the time! Godspeed Newgrounds godspeed!