Total Medals Earned: 3,116 (From 552 different games.) Total Medal Score: 53,365 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/32 (15/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 26/26 (345/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 24/30 (300/445 points)
Open the twelfth present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/90 points)
Check out the Mastergamez site
Click anywhere other than buttons 75 times
Beat the score of 30 in 5 seconds time
Score above 55 in 10 seconds
Score above 150 in 30 seconds
Medals Earned: 7/12 (180/500 points)
Play for 20 seconds (a cycle)
Raise time to 100
Raise Time to 500
Play for 5 cycles
Raise time to 1000
Survive for 9 cycles
You are a button mashing demi-god
What the f-how did yo-WHAT!? Okay, here's your medal
Medals Earned: 8/8 (70/70 points)
Meeeeeoooww Apple!
Looking sharp Orange boy!
Ain't no one messin' with you Raspberry!
Looking good Strawberry baby!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/205 points)
Check out Closure on Steam!
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat 20 Levels
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Solve 5 puzzles.
Solve 10 puzzles.
Reach the ending.