Total Medals Earned: 3,153 (From 555 different games.) Total Medal Score: 53,990 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (65/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
Medals Earned: 7/7 (220/220 points)
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Slay five darklings.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Complete the game.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 11/41 (60/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
I hate it when this happens
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make & share an Epic Meme™
Medals Earned: 3/6 (130/340 points)
Win your first game.
Play Wordle Defense
Lose your first game.
Get the answer right before the third turn.
Use code "BODEAN" at the checkout for 20% off!!!
Medals Earned: 43/54 (355/480 points)
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
play 250 in-game weeks
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have intelligence of 20
have research of 20
have style of 20
have vocabulary of 20
have wit of 20
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
write 25 books
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
have charisma of 30
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 30
have research of 30
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 30
write 100 books
Medals Earned: 2/20 (30/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission Solo
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Start the game
Die
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2 before your rival
Beat stage 3
Beat stage 4
Beast stage 5
Beat the tutorial